When You're Bored at Work

C.K. says:
captain ivan come in

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
haik~

C.K. says:
captain what is tonite shcedule

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
we'll group at TTTT

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
Turkey Turkey Turkey Turkey

C.K. says:
hahahahha

C.K. says:
sohai

C.K. says:
aye aye sir reporting in

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
soldier.. plz inform the rest of the team

C.K. says:
mahai

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
this is an order

C.K. says:
report general, i'm still in battlefield

C.K. says:
radio signal low , unable to contact alies

C.K. says:
plz asist general

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
obey or u'll be stationed in the kitchen for the whole of december

C.K. says:
mayday mayday

C.K. says:
mahai

C.K. says:
u realy thought u r general

C.K. says:
gy
C.K. says:
/d/d/d

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
u start sin de ma

ivan: i think i lost weight.. says:
jin sohai