Goodbye!

Sent out a goodbye mail this Wednesday to all my beloved colleagues and the response was GOOD!! Sharing it here :D

Why i'm leaving? Here's why.

Luke: You bla bla bla.
Ivan: You bla bla bla too.
Luke: Huarrghhhhhhhh!!!
Luke: Why you always bully me?
Julie: Ya, why you always bully her?
Linda: Why you bully her? *twist my ear
Ivan: .....

* walking to the door to go toilet
Lei Yoon: GO AWAY!!!
Ivan: (huh?)
p/s: oh BTW, that's my line!!! TM.

Ji San: I HATE YOU!!
Ivan: .....

Ivan: #%$$#%
Eugene: Wahaha, gangster/cheras style~~
Ivan: .....

Sara: Ivan Low, the-chain-smoking-Hokkien-swearing-PE.
Ivan: .....

Sara: Ivan, you're a bastard.
Ivan: .....

Sara: Ivan, you're an antisocial bastard.
Ivan: .....
p/s: i don't speak Hokkien!!

Kar Mun: Ivan, your cannot make it la.
Ivan: .....

Ivan: Boss, got a new microsite bla bla bla and you got 1week to finish this, this and this. Oh and also that...
Calvin: Aiyo, meehon goreng la. Everytime also like that...

Callie: WHERE IS THE QC!!!??
Ivan: .....

Sel: IVAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!
Ivan: *shit...

And most important of all. I wanted to start anew and will tell people that i stay in KL. Yeap, just KL. Definitely will not mention "Cheras" nor"Pandan Indah"!

Nonsense aside, i would like to take this opportunity to thank my sifu, Jac for believing in me and gave me the chance of a lifetime to be her sidekick to join this big family. Boss, you're the best boss ever! Hope that i did not disappoint you.

To the rest of the bosses, thank you for your patience, guidance and also forgiveness even after all the screws that i've screwed up. Tight.

The small potatoes for being cooperative and helpful. I had a really great time working with all of you!

Finally, to the little one whose name that i shall not speak, thank you for not showing up in front of me. Oh BTW, go play with something else. There's a whole lot of stuff in the office except keyboard, duh~

This is my third job and i'd say the best job that i ever had. My 2 years and 2 1/2 months in Ogilvy are definitely not wasted. I've grown and learned a lot here. To all you rookies out there, be patience and hold on,trust me you will be rewarded. As what the old legend says, Ogilvy is a very good training ground. If you can survive here the outside world is nothing. *No, i was not paid by the management to write this.

Now that i have finally "graduated". It's time for me to go out and test water. Yea, don't worry i will update you guys on the authenticity of the legend. Fingers crossed.

Be nice to Seet Ling and Alvin, they're not like me. They're really nice people.

Thousands of apology if i was rude to anyone of you or if i have hurted anyone of you poor soul's feeling. I didn't mean it.

I won't be walking around to say goodbye. Cancerians are emotional bastard.I think i will just breakdown. You can start calling me names.. i don't care.

Keep in touch.I'm a Facebook and MSN whore. You can find/add me at xxxx@hotmail.com

All the best folks!
Wish me luck!

Cheers,
Ivan